10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.