10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek