10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.