10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks