10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs