10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.