10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.