10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."