10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.