10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com