10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill