10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)