10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester