10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Welcome to kicker school
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.