10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha