10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss