10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers