10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes