10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain