10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright