10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe