10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."