10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.