10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss