10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez