10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water