10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright