10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm