10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.