10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for loners.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers