10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)