10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.