10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?