10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus