10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth