10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.