10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright