10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.