10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.