10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...