10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "No river, no fish."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow