10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament