10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.