10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.