10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)