10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.