10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977