10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!