10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare