10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.